jessepumpkin:

getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

(Fuente: pinkmanjesse)

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

(Fuente: not-burnie)

i-am-hydra:

am-i-hydra:

spoilerymarauder:

are my friends hydra?

are my parents hydra?

AM I HYDRA?????

i am literally asking myself the same question

Well, I’m not

circumcisions:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

(Fuente: gay8)